Groosalugg's Journal

Time:

9:13 pm.

The demon attacked the party. I was dancing with my princess when it occured.

"I miss this Grooie," she said happily as we were slow dancing.

"What? Dancing?"

"Yeah. Doing normal stuff."

"But we are awaiting a demon to attack. I know...but for us that's normal."

She said it with a straight face and I couldn't help but smile. That's what I love about my princess. I was about to kiss her when I felt funny.

"Groo...what is it?"

"Something draws near."

The demon attacked. Angel and I went to it first. As we fought, Xander, Cordelia, and Fred took care of the partiers, bringing them to saftey. I could tell Xander felt upset he couldn't fight. He should be out of harms way. He gets why we want him to be safe, but I guess he feels like it's all he's good for. But his heart is good and pure...he's got the heart of a hero in him. He prooved it when that demon had us all on the ropes.

Faith was trying to beat him, but it grabbed her by the throat and lifted her up in the air. Connor was trying to get up to do something. I saw Xander knock him down from his grip on Faith. Got him thrown thorugh the roof door and down the stairs.

"Can I just say...thank you for that? That guy actually hit me with a wrecking ball once. Can you belive that? How totally rude of him."

We all turned and saw Glory standing there.

"Who are you," The demon asked. I felt my body chill at the sound of its voice.

"I go by many. You can just call me Glory."

"It won't matter once your dead."

The demon raced to Glory and started fighting her. I went to check on Angel.

"We have to retreat."

I nodded and helped him up. Gunn joined us and we got to Faith and Connor and led them to the stairs as the demon was distracted by Glory. We found Xander at the bottom of the first flight of stairs.

"Always doing the stupid thing," Angel said.

He and Faith helped him up and led him down the stairs out of the building. He seemed to be okay. Just gonna have to wait until he wakes up to know for sure.

- Groo

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Subject:	A time for partying
Time:	10:04 pm.
Mood:	worried.

We have been quite consumed with petty things lately. The stress of earthquakes and floods in Sunnydale has us retreating for a night of relaxation at a local club.

I of course danced with my princess.

I was not too pleased with the several older men staring at my love.

She is most beautiful. The most stunning woman in all the world. I get lost in her eyes everytime I see her. I just would hate to lose her. Though I know her heart will never stray. We are just engaged and have yet to set a date.

I am going to talk to her about that once we complete the saving the world. Again.

During a slow dance I wanted to talk about us, but she wanted to talk about Faith.

"I still don't understand why she did that to him," she said with her head on my shoulder.

"While I do not understand her thinking, she may care for Xander. Just did what she did out of fear. She has not had many serious relationships."

"So your saying it was subconsious?"

"Quite possibly. That or she just wasn't feeling what he felt. Either way, its done...at least I think it is. Never know."

"I just hope she can be as happy as I am one day. Even if she isn't the settling down type."

"She's a slayer. I doubt she will."

"Its just that's why she deserves it. Always saving the world, never asking for thanks. While we may not say it out loud. We're best friends Grooie. Just want her to be happy."

"Maybe she is with the way things are."

She looked down. As much as I would love Faith to be happy with Xander. We all know his heart belongs to Buffy. Even if he doesn't remember it. I tilted her head up.

"Princess," I said. "I love you."

"Oh, Grooie. I...I..." she started to say. She grabbed her head. She was having a vision.

- Groo

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Subject:	My Princess
Time:	5:42 pm.
Mood:	curious.

She had lunch with Xander earlier today. I would have accompanied her, but she wanted to go with him alone. I knew they would discuss their past and as much as I would like to have been there, it private matters he wishes to speak with her about.

She left our room after I kissed her goodbye, but came back in a few seconds later.

"Whats the matter my princess?"

"Xander's down there."

"And?"

"Faith just got out of the training room. Gonna give them some time so they can talk. Something bad happened. Just don't know what it is, and she hasn't come to talk to me like she normally does."

She joined me on the bed.

"I'm sure she will eventually princess. She has talked to you several times about Xander hasn't she?"

"Yeah...just...last time I saw Xander he had this sad puppy dog face. I hadn't seen that on him since Buffy didnt accept his marriage proposal."

"I could try to talk to her while you are with Xander. Maybe he will open up to you about what happened."

We heard some yelling. She took my hand and we listened in a little.

"Hey, it is the best rated program here as of late. Gotta give you props on that one." She hopped up onto the counter, dangling her feet below her. "So does that mean truce or what?"

Xander sighed. "I guess. Might still be all 'puppy dog' over it for a while, but I'll get over it."

"Cool. Glad you're not tellin' me to go to Hell. As easy as it is to deal with those reactions, they get wicked old after a while."

"Couldn't do that if I tried...but then again, I had a couple weeks to cool off."

"That didn't explain anything," my princess said agravated.

Shortly after Xander knocked on our door.

"Cor, you ready. Been waiting for 30 minutes."

"Would have been down sooner, but you were talking to Faith."

He looked down.

"Thought you two might want to catch up. Quick makeout session. Whatever."

"Not really an issue right now Cordy," Xander said.

They left when it hit me. She was right. Something had happened between those two. And I may not know Xander, but I'm betting he didn't tell anyone.

- Groo

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Subject:	My Princess
Time:	5:14 pm.
Mood:	curious.

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Subject:	Helping my Princess
Time:	9:38 pm.
Mood:	satisfied.

My princess has been most crazy the past few weeks. Since Glory has destroyed the hotel she has been forcing us to clean it.

Faith found me in the hall earlier and pulled me into one of the rooms.

"You have got to do something with Cordy Groo. She's insane."

"My princess only wants to make the hotel to look great."

"But she's like a tyrant or something. Can't you just figure out a way to make her chill?"

"I will figure out something Faith."

"You are the greatest."

She left and I found my princess. She was scrubbing one of the floors.

"Princess. This behavior is most disturbing to everyone. Would you like to take a break from that?"

"In a few minutes, just want to get this done."

I bent down and grabbed her hands to stop her from cleaning. I gave her my seductive look.

"Groo not now."

I kissed her softly on her lips.

"I'm serious. We're almost..."

I stopped her and kissed her again more intensley. She dropped the scrubber and I picked her up and took her to our room. I relaxed her in that special way I do. I had realized we hadn't done this since I got back. Maybe this is what she needed to calm her down.

She is fast asleep now. She must be exhausted from cleaning and...other things. Hopefully tomorrow she'll be more pleasant to be with.

- Groo

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Subject:	Camping is most fun...
Time:	10:12 pm.
Mood:	Playful.

We are camping. It is most exciting.

We sleep in these things that my Princess calls tents. It is a piece of cloth with strings staked into the ground. It is most uncomfortable. But I get to sleep in a sleeping bag with my love so it evens out.

Xander has taught met to fish. I did similar feats while in Pylea. It is a most ingenius what he uses. A fishing pole.

A long slender piece of metal with a small string with a hook connected on the end of the string. I feel sorry for the slender creatures that we kill in order to catch the fish. Poor Katie could not watch Xander cut the worm when they were fishing the other day. She was most adorable covering her eyes.

Worms are most gross. I tried one and did not see why a fish would want to eat such creatrues.

He was missing most of the night during the storm. As was Faith. I am sure they were getting more wood for the fire before it hit. It would not be like them to run off for no reason. Even considering all that has taken place.

I am going to play with Katie now. We are going to make smores. Katie is most adorable. I hope Cordy and I have kids just like her in the future.

- Groo

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Subject:	Most pecuiliar
Time:	9:50 pm.
Mood:	horny.

My princess is most distressed.

Callie and Slayer Faith have parted ways. She is most worried of our relationship.

I found her on the balcony crying.

"Why is your heart troubled Princess?"

"Callie left. Her and Faith...they broke up. And I'm scared it will happen to us."

"It will not happen to us. I love you too much."

"But they loved each other...then she kisssed Xander and ruined her relationship. How could Faith be so stupid?"

"Would you have wanted Xander to kiss you?"

"He shouldn't be kissing anyone."

"He is most confused. He remembers nothing of his life or his love for his Slayer Buffy. It would appear he's working on emotion rather than his brain and heart."

"Aren't emotion and heart connected."

"Not always my love."

She sighed. I knew she was still most distressed.

"We haven't even set a date for our wedding yet you know?"

"So pick a day. Anything your heart desires we shall do," I replied kissing her neck.

She turned and faced me.

"I love you Groo. You're my rock."

"Well...I am built in a most muscled way."

She laughed.

"Xander taught me some jokes the last time he was here. I have been waiting five months for that set up."

She smiled and kissed me.

"Come on Grooie...time for bed."

"But it is still most early."

"I didn't say anything about being tired did I?"

"I do not understand."

She nibbled my ear.

"Oh...now I understand."

I picked her up and led her to the bedroom. Nodding a hello to Faith on our way.

"Horndogs," I heard her say as I shut the door.

- Groo

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Subject:	Kicking ass
Time:	10:55 pm.
Mood:	aggravated.

Being in this world for a year has given me new lanugage to comprehend. Firstly, kicking ass.

This is what we did when we went in search of Angelus.

I fought against him most gallently until he made me lose my sword. Thankfully Faith's girlfriend Callie saved my life.

She attacked Angelus in time before he could kill me. It was most nice and brave of her. I later retrived my sword and stood toe to toe with him.

"You seem to be holding back Grooie," Angelus said. "Say it ain't so."

"Waiting for something," I replied.

"Oh really? And what's that?"

"Me," Faith said from the side.

I gave Angelus a swift kick that sent him flying and he landed with a thud.

"Tag, your turn," I said to Faith.

"Goodie."

-Groo

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Subject:	Tracking Angelus
Time:	6:06 pm.
Mood:	anxious.

We loaded up on weapons before tracking Angelus down.

"Choose your weapon G," Faith said.

"I think I will most enjoy bashing Angelus with a broadsword."

"Popular choice," she replied.

"How do you suggest we find Angelus," Cordy asked. "He might have moved locations."

"The kid can track him down," Faith said.

"Like a dog?" Wesley said.

"Yeah," Faith said simply.

So we loaded our weapons and got Conner, then headed out. It was most ammusing watching him move. He was like a hound dog, looking for his prey.

It was most ammusing.

I mentioned the fact to Faith and she laughed.

"You crack me up G," she said patting me on the back. It hurt because she is the slayer and has super strength.

"Have you picked up the scent yet," I asked Conner.

"Not yet and stop making me sound like I'm a dog."

"But you kina are," Faith said with a grin. "No offense though."

"Whatever," Conner said.

He stopped dead in his tracks. He turned left and moved quickly.

"I think our new puppy just picked up the scent," Cordelia said.

-Groo

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Subject:	My Princess is sad
Time:	2:30 pm.
Mood:	sad.

I have to get to her so I will make this breif.

Angelus has returned. He has killed Giles, a dear friend to the group, and kidnapped Faith.

She blames Wesley for letting Faith get caught. She was not to her full slayer strength at the time she was captured.

I held her tightly last night and let her cry on me. I know she wants to save Faith and we will. She had a vision and we are going to try and find her.

-Groo

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Subject:	Something is most askew
Time:	9:47 pm.
Mood:	horny.

Things are most strange here in the hotel. Mostly with Angel. He does not resemble the champion we left before our venture to the Hellmouth.

"Grooie, have you noticed something off about Angel?"

"Yes, my princess I have. He seems less like the champion we knew and more...mean."

"He is acting un-Angel like. What is his trauma?!"

"It could be anything, but I don't know Angel like you do. If anyone can figure out what is wrong with him. It's yo. Faith would be most happy to help too. I can tell she is worried about him."

"I will," she replied with a smile. "Now..what to do until then?"

I pulled her to my lap and kissed her.

"We can exercise my shlugtee."

"But I thought it was your shoulder...oohhhh."

I nodded as she scooted back on the bed and removed her blouse.

"I'm going to show you moves not even Faith is aware of," I said mischevously.

-Groo

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Subject:	Giving potion
Time:	9:57 pm.
Mood:	anxious.

After we dealt with Buffy and Willow, Ben gave me two cups of the potion.

"Go find Spike and Callie. I have to find Mr. Giles and Susanah I think they were infected too."

I went in search of Spike. I used my training I learned in Pylea to track Callie. I had some enhanced senses and such.

I found them in an old abandoned building. Spike had set it up to be quite the nest. I found Callie in him asleep together in his bed.

"This is a most disturbing sight."

"Bloody hell," Spike said. "Don't you knock."

"It doesn't have a door," I replied.

"What to do you want Groo," Callie said.

"Something is most askew here. You two are under a demon spell. The lizard demon. Its a phero...something demon.

"Pheromone," Callie said.

"That's it."

I pulled out two cups of the drink Ben made.

"What is that," Spike asked.

"It will make you better," I replied.

"Why should I drink that," Callie said. "I LOVE Spike...he's my pookey bear."

I shook my head.

"You love Faith. But if you drink this and still love him I will understand."

She took the drink and drank it down.

"Oooh...don't feel good."

She sat on the bed.

"Its free blood Spike," I said with a grin. "You should be most hungry after having the sex. I always am."

He vamped out and drank it.

"Poofter."

He keeled over and fell on the bed.

I hope Ben fixed everyone by now...think we got everyone to drink it. And in 24 hours...well...everyone will wake up and suddenly realize what they've done.

-Groo

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Subject:	Say it ain't so...
Time:	9:49 pm.
Mood:	sad.

I have arrived in Sunnydale with Racine and Ben. I waited for Racine to get back from her search for my princess.

I have been most worried for days. I told her to call when she got back from patrolling with Faith, but she never did. I passed it off as her getting in late and not wanting to wake me.

But the next day passed. Then the another, then another. No call. When I heard of Ben coming to Sunnydale I begged to come along. I am frightened that something has happened to Cordelia.

And something has.

She is now in love with Faith. I do not understand why such a thing could happen. We are researching how such a thing could happen. Its happening all over town.

What could cause such emotions to run ramped around town.

-Groo

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Subject:	I apologize for my absence...
Time:	5:46 pm.
Mood:	good.

I have been most busy with fighting and wedding plans.

We have yet to set a date still. I do not know when a good time would be. According to Alexander the hellmouth and events of world ending tend to happen around May. That was when I was hoping to have it, but it will not be.

I have spent time with Alexander. He is a most amusing person, yet when he talked to Angel, he spoke true to his heart. He may not have powers, but the words he spoke to Angel make him a true champion at heart.

*grins* I also beat him 12 times in checkers. He is a sore loser. Blamed demons for his losing.

Conner is back, but a teenager. Most confusing.

We hope to find him and help him, but the hellgods have him. We plan to fight soon. We have materials and working on a plan.

-Groo

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Subject:	Angel...
Time:	9:38 pm.
Mood:	worried.

My princess was taken from me. Part of a most horrid scheme.

She is safe now. But her once gone visions have returned. We have been most busy helping those in trouble.

Angel does it with a heavy heart. Conner was taken from him by one of the hellgods. It aches my heart so to see him this way.

He takes his anger out on the demons we fight. We are trying to keep him from slipping into the darkness, but it is most difficult.

-Groo

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Subject:	Happy Thanksgiving...
Time:	8:27 pm.
Mood:	thankful.

This is my first Thanksigiving in this world, and I am most glad I am around to enjoy it. Being dead for that short ammount of time was most frightening.

I am still trying to adjust.

My princess is making it easier. Knowing she's there for me is enough to get me through the day.

I enjoyed the turkey feast. The food was most pleasant.

I am thankful for my wonderful friends: Angel, Faith, Callie, Gunn, and everyone at the Hyperion and Sunnydale. I am most thankful for my princess...soon to be my queen.

I must go now...Faith and I are going to finish off the pie.

-Groo

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Subject:	I should be in my body...
Time:	10:54 am.
Mood:	lonely.

I shouldn't be in Groo's body. He shouldn't be in mine.

He's taking over my job. He doesn't have the training. He has no experience. I just hope he doesn't get hurt.

Meter maids can get hurt you know. Pull people over, they get cranky.

Meanwhile, I miss Andrea. I miss holding her in my arms. I just want to get back to my body so I can make love to her. But I'll just have to wait until we get back to normal.

-Riley

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Subject:	This is wack!
Time:	9:51 pm.
Mood:	annoyed.

I was minding my own buisness in my room just chilling right? I blinked, and I when I opened my eyes I was in bed with Cordelia.

But it wasn't Cordy, it was Faith.

She got me to look at my skin...and damnit I was white. Guess if I drive late at night I won't be pulled over now. Heh.

When Faith jumped out of bed she was very naked. Guess she forgot who she was for a second. I reminded her she was very naked.

She covered up and left.

Damn Cordy looks fine nekkid. But I will steer away from those thoughts. Wasn't right to look. And Groo will be pissed if he found out. So no more thoughts like that.

Damn...just realised something else.

I'm short now. Why can't white people be taller?

-Gunn

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Subject:	Awaiting the answer...
Time:	9:49 pm.
Mood:	hopeful.
Music:	"Unforgetable".

Greetings.

I have been quite consumed with the things going on around here, plus some of my own buisness.

I bought my princess a gift. An engagment ring. I gave it to her earlier this evening.

I wanted it to be special, so when she was downstairs, I grabbed every candle she had, plus the ones Fred left behind when she decided to go dark. I don't think she'd mind.

Her room was filled with nothing but candle light. Then I called her to come upstairs.

( The Proposal )

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